Welcome to Page of Mayhem

Now let's have some fun

Here I plan to have some fun, if your not into fun, please select the back button on your browser. 

Entrance to Private Section

You must be over the age of 18 to enter the most discrete members area.
To be sure you are over 18 I have incorporated a java applet age detector.

It appears that you either do not have Java turned on or you are not using a browser that supports Java. There is an age detector which normally appears in this space which requires Java to work. Please download the latest version of a browser that supports Java (such as Netscape Navigator or Mozilla) in order to properly view this page. This age detector is used under a license granted by Timothy W Macinta's contract software development services.

The Age Detector is Copyright 1996 - by Timothy W Macinta.

Before writing me swearing that you're over 18 click the button below

Mouse Calibration

If for some reason you couldn't enter the Private Section, sometimes your Mouse may need calibrating.  If you suspect that may be the case, try going to the Mouse Calibration page.  Click here to go to the Mouse Calibration Page.

Clean the inside of your screen

I know we all clean our computer monitors with a cloth and think now that looks much better, but did you know that is not all your suppose to do to your screen.  Did you know sometimes it's also good to clean the inside of your screen.  Here is a FREE utility to do such as that.  Screen Clean Utility

Click here to just get the heck out of here!